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Squirrel Haters United !


Squirrels are evil, satonic creatures,(or underevolved apes as i like to call them..~Mr.Shroom). A selective few are being chosen to fight! We are open for any members. WE WILL KNOW IF YOU ARE A SQUIRREL! ([Snowboarding Zombie] was here as well) TRAITORS WILL BE SHOT, SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN! (only joking. . . maybe. . .) If you take a ranking someone already signed up for, you will be terminated! If the rank you want is taken, send me a message and I'll see what i can do! After your name, type in your choice weapon and its name!
~(shrooms are good for your health, Mr.Shroom)
I, [Raesha], leader of this army, has signed a Peace Agreement with the Squirrels Are Cool . We are not to destroy a squirrel unless it attacked you first.
...i [Snowboarding Zombie] declare i was here....muhahahahha


General: [Raesha] Fire Blade (some kind of sword)
Colonel: [Snowboarding Zombie] ...old french bread.....fear it...
Commander: [the prick of love, the blood of hate]
Spy 1: [irish kitten]
Spy 2:[Lily~]
Spy 3:[Lady Lucifer]
Spy 4: [Lady_Elowyn] Pellet gun! (My best friend is utterly terrified of these... creatures. Seeing as she has no Elftown account and would probably be too frightened to battle them herself, I'll join for her!)
Spy 5:
Sniper 1: [Saphira]
Sniper 2: [Raventhorn] Mortus(latin for death) {Sniper Riffle}
Sniper 3: [Spearhead Assualt] Xoen, the human typhon (is vash!)
Sniper 4: [XxTsomexX] Damn evil little things....
Sniper 5: [Harms_Way]
Foot Soldier 1:[Goten]
Foot Soldier 2:[BEATBOX ROMANCE.]
Foot Soldier 3:
Weapon Master:[gypsygirl] AK-47 or a red rider bb gun
Doctor: [I stabbith ye] - A bag of Nuts....*isn't a squrriel spy* o_0...(lol...he said nuts...~Shroom)
Nurse:
Nurse:
Scientist: [half-demon gurl] Testaiga (demon sword)
Psychiatrist: [silverhotfox] Aurora Luna
Arsonist: [DemonBunny (penguins will rule you all)] The Spork of Doom!...(whats a spork?...~Mr.Shroom)(half fork, half spoon it's the spork! AHHHHH!)(no way, thats awsome...damn..wheres my spork!)
Mascot:I AM THE MASCOT!!!...A SHROOM!!..~Mr.Shroom...

Beware the pink squirrel tattoo. Members of the Squirrel mafia have them. Anialiate them and ask questions later!
[Raesha]<-she eats squrils for dinner...words of wise from..
[Snowboarding Zombie]
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wow...these things are ugly..like muntant....
no wonder we want to kill em....
~Mr.Shroom

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2005-11-23 [Acceber]: *dances like a chicken*

2005-11-24 [Snowboarding Zombie]: *puts on chicken dancing song*

2005-11-24 [Raesha]: *raises an eyebrow* you. are. all. crazy. YAY! *dances along*

2005-11-24 [Acceber]: hee hee *poke* o.O

2005-11-24 [Raventhorn]: *blinks blankly and sits down on her random sofa* meh

2005-11-24 [Raesha]: are y'all okay?

2005-11-24 [Acceber]: HIYA! and yes...i think so....maybe ^_^"

2005-11-24 [Raesha]: okay then!

2005-11-25 [Acceber]: Indeed! heh heh

2005-11-25 [Raventhorn]: um no we are not but yeah

2005-11-27 [pixietrick55]: what did the rodents do now??

2005-11-28 [Lily~]: ...o...kay...? I'm lost... *shakes head*

2005-12-03 [Angelkins]: *Charges through*"Arf Arf" (translation: "so long as I get to chase my share of annoying critters up the trees!" *Charges off after squirel*

2005-12-06 [Raventhorn]: *sits in a chair* hmmm oh well what a bore

2005-12-07 [Snowboarding Zombie]: *is still dancing*

2005-12-07 [Lily~]: *raises eyebrow* okay...

2005-12-07 [Acceber]: *eats grass* o.o;;

2005-12-07 [Lily~]: Not good to eat grass... *shakes head*

2005-12-07 [Acceber]: *feels sick* ...

2005-12-08 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...hmmm....nuts....lol.....meat....*giggles*

2005-12-08 [Acceber]: hee hee ^_^

2005-12-08 [Lily~]: *giggles*

2005-12-12 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...dude......*yawn*...so whats up?...

2005-12-12 [Lily~]: the sky.

2005-12-12 [Acceber]: clouds....

2005-12-12 [Snowboarding Zombie]: your mom, i fucking hate those awnsers.....lol...

2005-12-13 [Lily~]: lol no your supposed to say your mom's dick.

2005-12-13 [Snowboarding Zombie]: your mom has a dick?

2005-12-13 [Acceber]: wow...eww...

2005-12-13 [Snowboarding Zombie]: your telling me

2005-12-13 [Acceber]: yes...indeed I am.... oO"

2005-12-13 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...ehhhhhhh

2005-12-13 [Acceber]: mehhhhh

2005-12-13 [Snowboarding Zombie]: AHHHH!

2005-12-14 [Lily~]: ROFLMAO! my friend Nate told me to write that. He's such a pervert. for example: when someone says "exscuse me!" you reply "there's no exscuse forya except maybe the condom broke"

2005-12-14 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ....yep...your exscused

2005-12-15 [Raventhorn]: *glomps [Snowboarding Zombie]* gah make me feel better!

2005-12-15 [Lily~]: lol

2005-12-16 [Raventhorn]: I'm so sick its not funny! *cries*

2005-12-16 [Snowboarding Zombie]: lol...

2005-12-16 [Raventhorn]: *rubs snot all over [Snowboarding Zombie]* XP

2005-12-19 [Lily~]: lol! that's good. *wraps self in plastic wrap to make sure no snot comes her way*

2005-12-19 [Snowboarding Zombie]: lol...

2005-12-19 [Acceber]: ...*scared* o.o

2005-12-21 [Raventhorn]: *blinks* all better now....*hugs everyone!*

2005-12-21 [Snowboarding Zombie]: WEEE!...*hugs back*

2005-12-21 [Lily~]: Yay! ^.^

2005-12-22 [Raventhorn]: ^.^

2005-12-22 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ^.^!

2005-12-22 [Lily~]: *sweatdrop*

2005-12-22 [Snowboarding Zombie]: *candy dot!*

2005-12-22 [Lily~]: yum!

2006-01-05 [Raventhorn]: Oo

2006-01-05 [Lily~]: *is lost*

2006-01-26 [Acceber]: dum dii dii dum...

2006-01-27 [Lily~]: it's been awhile sice anyone has updated huh?

2006-01-27 [Acceber]: Indeed it has :)

2006-01-27 [Lily~]: so what's new?

2006-01-27 [Acceber]: ummmmm....zip (nothing) you?

2006-01-27 [Lily~]: oh, I've got guitar lessons now. It's really cool! ^.^

2006-01-27 [Acceber]: :D Cool!

2006-01-27 [Lily~]: I know right? I love playing guitar.

2006-01-27 [Acceber]: I don't even know how to hold mine properly :P I should get lessons...

2006-01-27 [Lily~]: lol yeah, and get someone close to your age so it'll work better to learn from.

2006-01-27 [Acceber]: Good idea! Hmmm...my friend knows how to play it...

2006-01-29 [half-demon gurl]: hi!

2006-01-31 [Lily~]: Hello.

2006-03-15 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ....

2006-03-15 [Lily~]: * shakes head and leaves* l8r.

2006-03-30 [Raesha]: have we gotten another member?

2006-03-30 [Lily~]: errr.... I dunno...

2006-04-02 [System-Shock]: Oh oh this is just wrong. They are not evil.

2006-04-04 [Lily~]: I'm not so sure...

2006-04-06 [Raesha]: wait, squirrels are evil!

2006-04-07 [Lily~]: well, I haven't seen any squirrels lately...

2006-04-07 [Acceber]: *hugs a squirrel* :)

2006-04-07 [Lily~]: *raises eyebrow* I'd be careful if I were you. They like to- *squirrel bites [Acceber]* bite... too late..

2006-04-07 [Acceber]: Ah! *hits Mr. Squirrel* bad squirrel, very bad squirrel!

2006-04-07 [Lily~]: lol

2006-04-07 [Acceber]: ^_^

2006-04-07 [Lily~]: *pulls squirrel away and throws it over a high fence*

2006-04-07 [Acceber]: YAAAAAY! ...I mean....NOOOOOO! xD

2006-04-07 [Lily~]: LMAO! YES! The damned squirrel's gone!!!!

2006-04-08 [System-Shock]: *releases a ton of squirrells*

2006-04-10 [Lily~]: *screams and runs away* NOOOOO!!!!

2006-04-14 [Raesha]: *pulls out a sword and skewers a few squirrels*

2006-04-15 [System-Shock]: shish kabobs

2006-04-15 [Acceber]: O_O

2006-04-15 [Raesha]: this is fun! *slashes a few more squirrels* join me!

2006-04-16 [System-Shock]: heh The squirrels will win in the end

2006-04-17 [Lily~]: *slashes squirrels with claws* Wooo hooo!!!

2006-05-19 [Venerate Miercy]: *slashes squirrels with sais* My dog took a squirrel down...it was one that liked to hang out beneath my bedroom window...*growl*

2006-05-19 [Lily~]: lol I used to have to shoot squirrels with a bb gun... they invaded my neighbor's and we didn't want to have squirrels in our roof. lol

2006-06-14 [Raesha]: i threw a rock at a squirrel and fell in a river thanks to my friends dog after she went after the squirrel (the dog, not my friend!)

2006-06-17 [fjdka]: how can you hate squirrels??? they're fun to watch!

2006-06-18 [Lady_Elowyn]: Lol I don't really hate them, but my friend does, so I joined in her name

2006-06-22 [Raesha]: yay! we have more members. i hate squirrels because they're evil. (they are fun to watch though...)

2006-06-28 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...i changed my mind, i love all things..peace and love are the way to go...

2006-07-19 [kris3eck]: Jaets do not hand the squirrel *soda*......

2006-11-24 [Raesha]: wait... ur a pacifist? cool!

2007-01-23 [kris3eck]: moives the a vinsh of the squirrel???

2007-01-23 [Lady_Elowyn]: Wow... I'm not sure I can be on this wiki any more... Squirrels rock! At least, Hammy the Squirrel does. And he is the most amazing animal ever. So yeah... Meh. I'm too lazy to leave.

2007-01-26 [Raesha]: I LOVE HAMMY! besides, i dont hate squirrels either and i made the wiki! you dont have to leave....

please don't go........
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2007-01-26 [Lady_Elowyn]: ok then! I won't go! Glad that's settled.

Hammy rocks. But RJ rocks more. And Vincent... he's the best. *nods happily*

2007-01-26 [Raesha]: i love hammy! he reminds me of me!

2007-01-26 [Lady_Elowyn]: Lol that's a scary thought... Hammy incarnate... hmm...

2007-01-26 [Raesha]: I WANT THE COOKIE!

2007-01-27 [Lady_Elowyn]: That cookie's junk! I'll show you some cookies that are so good, they are delivered personally by uniformed officers!

2007-01-28 [Raesha]: OH!

2007-01-28 [Lady_Elowyn]: lol seriously that movie is the best ever.

2007-01-29 [Raesha]: since i got it on christmas ive watched it twelve times!

2007-01-30 [Lady_Elowyn]: really? I got it for christmas too! I've watched it... 3times since then, I htink

2007-02-03 [Raesha]: YAY! hammys best. *does a [i love hammy dance]* WootWoot!

2007-02-03 [Lady_Elowyn]: I [<3] Hammy.

2007-02-03 [Raesha]: he's my squirrely clone!

2007-02-03 [Lady_Elowyn]: you have a squirrely clone? That SO isn't fair!

2007-02-03 [Raesha]: heehee. its fun!<img:44166_1164145171.gif>

2007-02-03 [Lady_Elowyn]: I'm sure it is... I'm jealous....

2007-02-03 [Raesha]: you can have a squirrel clone too! just imagine one!

2007-02-03 [Lady_Elowyn]: hmmmm... *closes eyes* I do have a squirrel clone, I do, I do! I do have a squirrel clone, I do, I do!

2007-02-03 [Raesha]: yay! what's his name?

2007-02-03 [Lady_Elowyn]: ummm... BillyBobJoeyBenChrisNickPatrick.

2007-02-03 [Raesha]: wow. that's a mouthful/

2007-02-03 [Lady_Elowyn]: yeah, I know. Hey, he named himself.

2007-02-04 [Raesha]: hmm... i don't think i can say that.

2007-03-03 [XxTsomexX]: one climbed up my pantleg... *shudder* it was discusting....

2007-03-03 [Lady_Elowyn]: I'm sorry... what'd you do?

2007-03-04 [XxTsomexX]: I kicked it off...

2007-03-05 [Lady_Elowyn]: nice...

2007-03-05 [XxTsomexX]: XD

2007-03-05 [Raesha]: yay! life!

2007-03-06 [Lady_Elowyn]: Life?.... What's that?

2007-03-08 [Raesha]: no one is ever here.... im so lonely... *sniff*
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2007-03-08 [XxTsomexX]: im here *hugs*

2007-03-08 [Raesha]: YAY! happiness!

2007-03-08 [XxTsomexX]: :3

2007-03-08 [Raesha]: ...................
my computer is blinking! i must go!
*blink*
AAAGH!

2007-03-08 [XxTsomexX]: see ya ^^

2007-04-07 [Raesha]: i returned!

2007-04-07 [XxTsomexX]: yay!!*does the donkey dance*

2007-04-07 [Raesha]: im at a police station! ECK!

2007-04-07 [XxTsomexX]: oh geez

2007-04-07 [Raesha]: its okay though! they didn't arrest me! HAH!

2007-04-07 [XxTsomexX]: good ^^' lol

2007-04-08 [Raesha]: ^_^' im oksy doksy!

2007-04-09 [XxTsomexX]: lol

2007-04-13 [Raesha]: heeheehee......

2007-04-17 [kris3eck]: seen a nee dragon latley????

2007-04-17 [Raesha]: nee dragon?

2007-06-21 [Tsunade]: hey sis can i join?

2007-06-26 [Raesha]: YESYESYESYESYES!!!
a million times yes!

2007-07-06 [Snowboarding Zombie]: dude... im hungry...

2007-07-10 [Raesha]: FRANK?! OH MY GOD!

2007-07-21 [Snowboarding Zombie]: yeah, sup?

2007-07-21 [Raesha]: we thought the squirrels got you!!!

2007-08-06 [irish kitten]: whats up

2007-08-09 [Harms_Way]: mind if i join?

2007-08-11 [kris3eck]: look out, fir craker..... ((((((baing pop pop pop)))))
runing a rand sating off fir crakers....((((((baing))))((pop pop))) ((((((baing))))((pop pop))) ((((((baing))))((pop pop))) ((((((baing))))((((((baing))))Run!Run!Run!Run!Run!Run!Run!Run!

2007-08-16 [Raesha]: *avoids firecrackers* course u can! wait... did i lock it or something? <img:44166_1164903284.gif>

2007-08-18 [kris3eck]: no no haed sam laft ovres... :D

2007-08-19 [Raesha]: ...
what?

2007-08-26 [*Sakura-chan*]: how come you guys hate innocent squirrels?

2007-08-27 [irish kitten]: hello

2007-08-28 [*Sakura-chan*]: no seriously how come?

2007-08-28 [Lady_Elowyn]: I don't hate them ^_^ I joined to represent my friend, who is/was afraid of them.

2007-08-28 [*Sakura-chan*]: oh lol afraid of a little innocent squirel X) sorry its kinda funny

2007-08-28 [Lady_Elowyn]: I know XD we all think so too, including her

2007-08-28 [*Sakura-chan*]: XDD

2007-09-07 [Raesha]: they are evil little beasties! even if they are ridiculously cute!

2007-09-07 [*Sakura-chan*]: they dont do anything

2007-09-09 [Raesha]: ...
oh no! you're on to us! *faints*

2007-09-09 [*Sakura-chan*]: ok?

2007-09-11 [kris3eck]: lol... the tree rat are ward looking... Did I scer tham with fir craker... or not... :D 

2007-09-11 [*Sakura-chan*]: lol she's pretty funny

2007-09-17 [Raesha]: *wakes up* good day. would you like some tea?

2007-09-17 [*Sakura-chan*]: ........XDDDD ok

2007-09-18 [Raesha]: *pulls out tea set* one lump or two?

2007-09-19 [*Sakura-chan*]: lump?

2007-09-19 [Lady_Elowyn]: of sugar :D I'll have two, please *invites self*

2007-09-19 [*Sakura-chan*]: who likes chibis?

2007-09-29 [Raesha]: *pours tea* chibis are cute!

2007-09-29 [*Sakura-chan*]: want to join Chibi World?

2007-12-14 [Raesha]: okay dokey!

2007-12-14 [XxTsomexX]: hehehe theres a dead squirrel just chillin on the side of road a little ways down from my house... my dog keeps tryig to eat it

2007-12-15 [Raesha]: ...
are you gonna let them?

2007-12-15 [XxTsomexX]: no, they'll di of poisoning... I dont know how long its been there >< it may have rabies

2007-12-17 [Raesha]: but rabies makes everything better!

2008-01-04 [Harms_Way]: mind if I join?

2008-01-11 [Raesha]: my friend, you need not ask. we love you. please, join our ranks, my new found friend!

2008-01-20 [*Sakura-chan*]: Chibi World!!!!!! ^_^

2008-04-19 [irish kitten]: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy im back

2008-07-23 [irish kitten]: i hate my fucking life im going to kill myself... so if like i never get back online you know why

2008-07-24 [XxTsomexX]: ...?

2008-07-25 [irish kitten]: lol whats wit the ??

2008-07-25 [XxTsomexX]: nah, all I saw was the previous comment O-o it scared me...

2008-07-25 [irish kitten]: lol ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ic

2008-08-07 [*Sakura-chan*]: ic?

2008-08-09 [irish kitten]: i see!! and hey every body im back from camp now!!! i missed you all

2008-12-25 [irish kitten]: hey merry christmas!!!!

2009-04-16 [irish kitten]: hey i killed a squirrel the other day!!!

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